Hey college, fuck you for making this so stressful. Oh and scholarships, fuck you for determining my eligibility based on false information. Does it matter that my mom’s a nurse and my dad works at GM? That doesn’t mean I get to see any of that money.
I’ll have to work for it myself like a lot of kids have to do. But it’s okay, because my mom not letting me be in clubs, sports, and other activities made me uneligible for your scholarship anyways.
Fuck the world!